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Missions - Defamation of Character: A JTMS
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Defamation of Character tells an original story in the GTA San Andreas engine, and what a story it is to tell. Read below for a brief description of the nefarious deeds involved.
WARNING: SPOILERS
Chasing Ambulances
Jack Thompson awakens to confront another day of faith-based legal action. The children aren't going to protect themselves! As Jack arrives at his office he hears that sound he loves oh so much, the wail of the ambulance siren, and the chase is on. If the damned slow drivers and pedestrians don't realize how important it is for you to protect this country's youth, then they're dispoable! Stay close, and then watch as Jack plans his next legal action against Shigeru Miyamoto.
Playing Chicken
Banman takes to the streets to stop the Bully Game from reaching stores and leaving "no child left alive." Jack told them not to ship the game or else, now its time they see that his threats were not idle, his demands not those of a crotchety old man spaced out on cough syrup! Else is coming, and its coming like a whirlwind! A WHIRLWIND!!!
Banman takes out the bulletproof Bannedwagon, braving arrest and steel belted radials in his quest to destroy the Bully shipments of Rockstar North. Or was it Rockstar Vancouver...
Publicity Stunt
Jack needs info on the killer gamer, but there's none to be had, so he settles for a tip on Lowenstein and the EA. Seems Lowenstein's been serving as liason between Electronic Arts and a group of hackers (modders to folks like you and me) who are in cahoots to bring virtual pedophilia to the masses in the form of young, naked Sims, with full on genitalia, courtesy of the modelers at EA, released online as an illegal third party modification, allowing the game to sideskirt the proper AO rating it deserves, as well as allowing the ESA to sidestep any blame, as it was clearly done after the fact by hackers.
Such scandal can't stand with the likes of Jack Thompson still around, so he sets off to snap photos of the exchange and bring the illicit deal to the public eye at his press conference later in the day.
Dam Villian
2 Live Crew inform Banman that General Janet Reno is leading the elite Sexcat forces of the lesbian mafia in an assault on the Sherman dam. In a bid for power Reno's forces are contaminating the drinking water of San Andreas with Sinemet, a Parkinson's medication which is known to induce hallucinations, and paranoia. With mass paranoia and hallucinations running rampant in the streets, Reno thinks she will be able to grab power in the midst of the chaos. But she hadn't counted on the Banman.
Banman hits the dam, guns blazing. After a long fight, her operations finished there, Reno flees in a chopper cursing Banman's name. But Banman isn't finished, calling upon a Higher Power, Banman gives chase, tracking Reno deep into the woods for a Tom Clancy style nightvision sniper battle, with only the smell of old Kentucky whiskey on Janet's breath to guide him through the fog.
Showdown
Things get freaky as Jack lives through a nightmare confrontation with the killer gamer he's been chasing, battling it out with flaming apparitions in an Old West Ghost Town while the rain beats down and the thunder rolls. And the Lightning strikes! Isn't Garth Brooks great?
Aftermath
What could possibly happen to someone's mind after part of it dies ?
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